hey girls

This is my second attempt at blogging. My first attempt was met with some constant snags. The biggestone was the many, many attempts to sign in with my password and user name only to find out that somehow I wasn't entering it in correctly. ONLY I WAS ENTERING IT CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The computer decided on its own when it would and would not let me access my blog.

I will go ahead and give this disclaimer: I will not ALWAYS be the nice guy that all of my friends know me to be. There will be some times that I will have had it up to my eyeballs with the stupid people with which I am forced to commute. I will just have to let it all go and maybe offend some of you. I will say things with humor, but they won't always be what is labeled as NICE. I may say something like: "That guy needs to take a dump in his hand and then punch himself in the face." That is not my own saying, but I will give credit to its owner, as far as I know, when I have the time to look him up and post his link. Until then you can just laugh your butts off at that little nugget of humor!

I will try to post a warning at the beginning of my post if it could be interpreted as offensive. Of course everyone has their own version of offensive. I will try to put something at the start like: Hey if you are a guy and you think like a girl then you might be offended by what is in my post." or "If you are a girl and you aren't cool like my friend Karla then you need to go back to CareBears.com."

Anyway enough about offending people. Though that is what I do best sometimes my true calling is my wife and daughter. I was blessed to get married to the most wonderful woman in the world. She means everything to me. I was married on July 1,2006. She had a nine year-old daughter when we met & now she calls me Daddy! What more could you ask for? She asked her mom if she could call me Daddy only two days after I popped the question. She gave me a book titled Thanks for being my Dad for Christmas this past year. I don't care what you got that was the best present ever!

I have just started a new job, but I won't tell you what it is or where it is because you might be one of those crazy people out there that wants to take over my life. I guess if you want to pay all of my bills then you can take my identity too. I guess it is time for me to go. I have to go eat the good salad that my daughter made for me. Don't you wish your life was like mine? Have a good one. Talk to you soon!